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• I got hit by a Volkswagen--and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. -- Pat McCormick
• I admit I had a great struggle with my conscience. Fortunately, I won.
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• If the purpose of pornography is to excite sexual desire, it is unnecessary for the young, inconvenient for the middle-aged, and unseemly for the old.
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• Early in life I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise.
  -- Malcolm X...
• There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. -- Peter Selle
• By the time we've made it, we've had it. -- Malcolm Forbe
• When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done.
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• My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity.
  -- Malcolm X (1925-1965) U.S. political activist and civil rights leade...