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• I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it. -- Steven Wrigh
• You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over?
  Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have a map of the United States. It's actual size.
  I spent last summer folding it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6". -- Steven Wrigh...
• I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
  I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world....
• I have a map of the United States...actual size. It says, "Scale
  1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it....
• I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt.
  What are you making?" "A salt lick." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
• So, do you live around here often? -- Steven Wrigh