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I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. -- David Bowie
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never any good to oneself. -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband...
I always say beauty is only sin deep. -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Trea
I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments.
The front page has nothing but man's failures. -- Chief Justice Earl Warre...
I always wake up at the crack of ice. -- Joe E. Lewi
I always will remember -- I was in no mood to trifle
I am a bookaholic. If you are a decent person, you will not sell me another book.
I am a computer. I am dumber than any human and smarter than any administrator.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
-- Ogden Nash, "Everybody's Mind to Me a Kingdom I...
I am a deeply superficial person. -- Andy Warhol

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