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Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Hurewitz's Memory Principle: The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.
.. to... uh........
I: The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow.
The same is true of money. II...
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work. -- Gallaghe...
I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me.
I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine....
I acted to show my love for Jodie Foster. -- John Hinckley
I ain't got no quarrle with them Viet Congs. -- Muhammad Ali
I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I choose.
I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their good intellects.
Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies....

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