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  .. with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter....
• A guy went to a party wearing shoes with high heels.
  He put peanut butter in the empty space. He sat with one leg crossed over the other so that the peanut butter was plainly visible....
• I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ...
• Man shall not live by bread alone. -- Jesus Peanut butter & bananas. -- Elvi
• Bed Spreaders spread spreads on beds. Bread Spreaders spread butter on breads.
  And that Bed Spreader better watch out how he's spreading or that Bread Spreader's sure going to butter his bedding....
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• A guy is standing in front of his locker at the country club admiring a golf ball he has in his hand.
  One of his golfing buddies says to him, "What'd you do, get some new golf balls?...