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Miscellaneous Collections

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Hoffer's Discovery: The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
HOGAN'S HEROES DRINKING GAME -- Take a shot every time
-- Sergeant Schultz says, "I knoooooowww nooooothing!...
Hollerith, v: What thou doest when thy phone is on the fritzeth.
Holy Dilemma! Is this the end for the Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder?
Will the Joker and the Riddler have the last laugh?...
HOLY MACRO!
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
-- Robert Frost, "The Death of the Hired Ma...
Home is where the hurt is.
Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
Home on the Range was originally written in beef-flat.

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