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Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy, Burn that sausage just a match or two more done.
Hitchcock's Staple Principle: The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.
H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
L. Mencken. There is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenhei...
H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.
L. Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude. -- Maxwell Bodenheim...
H.L. Mencken's Law: Those who can -- do. Those who can't -- teach.
Martin's Extension: Those who cannot teach -- administrate....
Hlade's Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it.
Hoaars-Faisse Gallery presents: An exhibit of works by the artist known only as Pretzel.
Hoare's Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
Hodie natus est radici frater.

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