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• You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth.
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• Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?" kids: "Krusty!
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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Just because you say it doesn't make it true.
• Homer: [singing] Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben Gay.
  Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something, And I -- [sees Lisa watching] Uh oh....
• I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English have some irritating habits--the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with questions that sound like reprimand
  You say it's difficult for you to tell because you haven't read the survey?...
• It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
  They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are --- on fire....