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GURU: A person in T-shirt and sandals who took an elevator ride with a senior vice-president and is ultimately responsible for the phone call you are about to receive from your boss.
guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
gy-ro-scope
hacker, n: Originally, any person with a knack for coercing stubborn inanimate thing
Hackers are just a migratory lifeform with a tropism for computers.
Hacker's Guide To Cooking: 2 pkg. cream cheese (the mushy white stuff in silver wrappings that doesn't really come from Philadelphia after all
anyway, about 16 oz.) 1 tsp. vanilla extract (which...
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
Hackers of the world, unite!
Hacker's Quicky #313: Sour Cream -n- Onion Potato Chips Microwave Egg Roll Chocolate Milk

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