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GRAVITY: What you get when you eat too much and too fast.
Gravity brings me down.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Gray's Law of Programming: 'n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as 'n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law: 'n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as 'n' trivial...
Great acts are made up of small deeds. -- Lao Tsu
Great American Axiom: Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17): On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence.
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): April 2, 1751 Issac Newton becomes discouraged when he falls up a flight of stairs.
GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY (#7): November 23, 1915 Pancake make-up is invented
most people continue to prefer syrup....
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers....

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