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• Good morning. My name is HAL. My instructors name is Dr.
  Chandraseknasar. He has taught me to sing a song....
• Would you like me to sing you a song?
• My other computer is a HAL 9000!
• I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
• I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -- HAL 9000
• Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows ... Dave!" -- Hal 9000
• To be a real folk-song singer you have to collect the songs straight from the horse's mouth.
  The way to do this is to go to a village and find the oldest inhabitant and ask him to sing you the songs his mother taught me....
• Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
  .. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
• We've got a problem, HAL". "What kind of problem, Dave?
  "A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere....