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Grover Cleveland, though constantly at loggerheads with the Senate, got on better with the House of Representatives.
A popular story circulating during his presidency concerned the night he was rouse...
Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalie
Grownups are reluctant to take science fiction seriously, and with good reaso
ci-fi is a hormonal activity, not a literary one....
Grub first, then ethics. -- Bertolt Brech
GUILLOTINE: A French chopping center.
Gumperson's Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
Gunter's Airborne Discoveries: (1) When you are served a meal aboard an aircraft, the aircraft will encounter turbulence.
(2) The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to...
GURMLISH: The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his mouth.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
gurmlish, n.: The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his mouth.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...

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