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Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around.
No contest. -- Eric Clapto...
Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke...
Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Ede
Languages whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful....
GLEEMITES: Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks. -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend
Glib's Fourth Law of Unreliability: Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting some useful work done.
Gloffing is a state of mine.
Glogg (a traditional Scandinavian holiday drink)
Go ahead... make my day. -- Dirty Harry
Go ahead, make my day. -- Harry Callaha
Go away, I'm all right. -- H.G. Wells' last words.

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