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Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is liked getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.
-- Melvin Belli on the occcasion of his getting kicked out of the American Bar Asso...
Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
Corrollary: Following the rules will not get the job done....
Getting there is only half as far as getting there and back.
Gibson's Springtime Song (to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
'Tis the season to chase mousies (Fa la la la la, la la la la) Snatch them from their little housies (....
Gilbert's Discovery: Any attempt to use the new super glues results in the two pieces sticking to your thumb and index finger rather than to each other.
Gil-galad was an Elven-King of him the harpers sadly sing
the last whose realm was fair and free between the Mountains and the Sea....
Ginger Snap
Ginsberg's Theorem: 1. You can't win. 2. You can't break even.
3. You can't even quit the game. Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's theorem...
Ginsburg's Law: At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoe store, your big toe will pop out of your sock to see what's going on.
GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error.

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