Ginsburg's Law: At The Precise Moment You Take Off Your Shoe In A Shoe Store, Your Big Toe Will Pop Out Of Your Sock To See What's Going On.
At the precise moment you take off your shoe in a shoe store, your
big toe will pop out of your sock to see what's going on.
It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.
If the shoe fits, put it in your mouth.
Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
May a nest of killer scorpions take residence in your shoe closet.
If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
You know what kind of day it's going to be when you stub your toe on the pillow.
I'm an artist. But it's not what I really want to do.
What I really want to do is be a shoe salesman. I know what you're going to say -- "Dreamer!...
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Homer: Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Ura.
Moe: Ura Snotball? Homer: What? How dare you? If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran....