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George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note
"Bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill wrote back, returning th...
George Orwell was an optimist.
George Washington was first in war, first in peace -- and the first to have his birthday juggled to make a long weekend.
-- Ashley Coope...
George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
German philosopher) Georg Wilhelm Hegel, on his deathbed, complained, "Only one man ever understood me.
He fell silent for a while and then added, "And he didn't understand me....
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. 3) The energy required to change ei...
Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty.
Get in touch with your feelings of hostility against the dying light. -- Dylan Thoma
Getting into trouble is easy. -- D. Winkel and F. Prosse

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