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Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll invite himself over for dinner.
-- Calvin Keega...
Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.
Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it.
Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File".
Give him an evasive answer.
Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.
Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place to stand, and I will drain the world.
Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. -- St. Augustine
Give me libertines or give me meth.
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