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• Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. -- Addison H. Hallock
• Addison, will you get serious!" "Serious? I just had my hand on your behind
  if I get any more serious, they'll move us to cable!" -- Addison and Maddy from "Moonlighting...
• Think twice before you speak to a friend in need. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• P.S. It is my observation that too many of us are spending money we haven't earned to buy things we don't need to impress people we don't like.
  -- H. Jackson Brown's mom (from P. S. I Love You)...
• Oh, my friend, it is not what they take away from you that counts -- it's what you do with what you have left.
  -- Hubert H. Humphrey...
• If you subtract your pulse rate from your I.Q., you get your "blood-intelligence level.
  This is the rate at which you decide not to do something which might make you bleed....
• If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money. -- Construction Dige
• May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
• Money leant to a friend must be recovered from an enemy. German Proverb