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A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. -- Elbert Hubbard
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
-- Alfred E. Wiggam...
A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
-- Franklin D. Roosevel...
A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
A couch is as good as a chair.
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. -- B. Frankli
A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running th...
A cousin of mine once said about money, money is always there but the pockets change
it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money....
A cow is a completely automated milk-manufacturing machine.
It is encased in untanned leather and mounted on four vertical, movable supports, one at each corner....
A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste. -- Whitney Ballie

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