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A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.
A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. -- Victor Hugo
[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. -- Joseph Campbell
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla.
-- Mitch Ratcliffe...
A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and...
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Alle...
A CONS is an object which cares. -- Bernie Greenberg.

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