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• A couch is as good as a chair.
• Couch Potato
• Marge: [sees SLH chewing on a chair] Bad dog! [sees Snowball scratching up the couch] Bad cat!
  [sees a fawn licking something] Bad fawn! [looks puzzled] -- Bad moose, and squirrel, and elephant and three-toed sloth....
• Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
• Your couch or mine??
• Noise? Did you hear a noise, Percy? ...No. Good. ..
  apart from that colossal drunken roar. (Edmund kicks Percy off chair) -- Edmund and Percy : Bee...
• Couch potatoes have brain tubers.
• Interference between the keyboard and the chair.
• A chair: Technical support.