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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back the when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Fro...
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twai...
A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke. -- Kipling
A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad. -- Emerso
A beer delayed is a beer denied.
A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that balances are correct.
-- Princess Irulan, "Manual of Maud'Dib...
A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
-- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. defense budge...
A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president. A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth. A billion dollars ago was late yesterday...
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in Africa.
As they're driving along the savannah in their jeep, they stop and scout the horizon with thei...
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. -- Cervante

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