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  -- Mark Twai...
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
• When it begins to rain you will consider everyone with an umbrella as a friend.
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• Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
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