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A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed. -- John Steinbeck
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to the West.
They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a...
A bunch of the boys were whooping it in the Malemute saloo
The kid that handles the music box was hitting a jag-time tune...
A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything before he destroys it.
A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator. -- Paul Valery
A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAIQURI!!" -- Zippy the Pinhead
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

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