Miscellaneous Collections

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A cannibal warrior is experiencing severe gastric distress, so he goes to his Village Witch Doctor with his complaint.
The VWD examines him and, concluding that something he ate disagreed with him, b...
A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.
A castaway was washed ashore after many days on the open sea.
The island on which he landed was populated by savage cannibals who tied him, dazed and exhausted, to a thick stake....
A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche...
A celebrity is a person who is known for his well-knownness.
A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance.
Kites rise against the wind, not with it....
A certain monk had a habit of pestering the Grand Tortue (the only one who had ever reached the Enlightenment 'Yond Enlightenment), by asking whether various objects had Buddha-nature or not.
To su...
A certain old cat had made his home in the alley behind Gabe's bar for some time, subsisting on scraps and occasional handouts from the bartender.
One evening, emboldened by hunger, the feline attemp...
A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed a very charming woman staring admiringly at him.
He walked over and spoke with her for a few minutes, then returned to th...
A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

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