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90% of the work takes 90% of the time. The remaining 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.
99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and dump it agai
100 blocks of crud on the disk! 100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 blocks of crud!...
A truly great man will neither trample on a worm nor sneak to an emperor. -- B. Frankli
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
-- Don Qui...
A bachelor is an unaltared male.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy for ever.
-- Helen Rowland...
A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.

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