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A child can go only so far in life without potty training.
A Christian is a man who feels repentance on Sunday for what he did on Saturday and is going to do on Monday.
-- Thomas Ybarra...
A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.
A chubby man with a white beard and a red suit will approach you soon. Avoid him. He's a Commie.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-- Bill Vaugha...
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. -- Herbert Prochnow
A clash of doctrine is not a disaster - it is an opportunity.
A classic is something that everyone wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
-- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature...
A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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