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There was once a programmer who worked upon microprocessors.
They are fools that think that wealth or women or strong drink or even drugs can buy the most in effort out of the soul of a man.
These things offer pale pleasures compared to that which is greate...
They spend years searching for their natural parents, convinced their parents will be happy to see them.
I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan? Nobody wants them......
Thompson, if he is to be believed, has sampled the entire rainbow of legal and illegal drugs in heroic efforts to feel better than he does.
As for the truth about his health: I have asked around abou...
To A Quick Young Fox Why jog exquisite bulk, fond crazy vamp, Daft buxom jonquil, zephyr's gawky vice?
Guy fed by work, quiz Jove's xanthic lamp-- Zow! Qualms by deja vu gyp fox-kin thrice. -- Lazy...
To lose weight, eat less; to gain weight, eat more
if you merely wish to maintain, do whatever you were doing....
Two men looked out from the prison bars, One saw mud-- The other saw stars.
Now let me get this right: two prisoners are looking out the window....
Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the ocean.
Verily and forsooth," replied Goodgulf darkly. "In the past year strange and fearful wonders I have seen.
Fields sown with barley reap crabgrass and fungus, and even small gardens reject their arti...

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