Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Then what is magic for?" Prince Lir demanded wildly.
What use is wizardry if it cannot save a unicorn?...
There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
There once was a man who went to a computer trade show.
Each day as he entered, the man told the guard at the doo...
There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured programs....
There once was this swami who lived above a delicatessan.
Seems one day he decided to stop in downstairs for some fresh liver....
There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by going from house to house offering to do odd jobs.
He explained this to a man who answered one door. "How much will you charge to pai...
There was a knock on the door. Mrs. Miffin opened it.
Are you the Widow Miffin?" a small boy asked. "I'm Mrs....
There was a mad scientist (a mad... social...
There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the warlord of Wu.
The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to desig...
There was once a programmer who was attached to the court of the warlord Wu.
The warlord asked the programmer: "Which is easier to desig...

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