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CONVENTION REMINDER No experiment was approved for the convention by the Human Subjects Committee of the Psychiatric Convention Planning Team.
If you notice smoke coming from under a closed...
GROWTH CENTER REPAIR SERVICE For those who have had too much of Esalen, Topanga, and Kairos.
Tired of being genuine all the time? Would you like to learn how to be a little phony again?...
I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.
Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland....
1. I'm Not Rudolph; That's Not My Nose 2. The Nutcracker Swede 3.
Santa Goes Round-The-World 4. Not-So-Tiny Tim 5....
A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twai...
a thing called Ethics, whose nature was confusing but if you had it you were a High-Class Realtor and if you hadn't you were a shyster, a piker and a fly-by-night.
These virtues awakened Confide...
All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration....
all the good computer designs are bootlegged; the formally planned products, if they are built at all, are dogs!
-- David E. Lundstrom, "A Few Good Men From Univac", MIT Press, 1987...
an anecdote from IBM's Yorktown Heights Research Center.

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