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Vice-President Hubert Humphrey's loquacity is legendary, and Barry Goldwater notes that "Hubert has been clocked at 275 words a minute with gusts up to 340.
On the campaign trail during 1964, Repub...
WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL: Firings will continue until morale improves.
We don't claim Interactive EasyFlow is good for anything -- if you think it is, great, but it's up to you to decide.
If Interactive EasyFlow doesn't work: tough. If you lose a million because Intera...
We friends, yes?
We have some absolutely irrefutable statistics to show exactly why you are so tired.
There are not as many people actually working as you may have thought....
Welcome back for you 13th consecutive week, Evelyn.
Evelyn, will you go into the auto-suggestion booth and take your regular place on the psycho-prompter couch?...
Well, he thought, since neither Aristotilian Logic nor the disciplines of Science seemed to offer much hope, it's time to go beyond them.
.. Drawing a few deep even breaths, he entered a mental state...
Well, it's a little rough... it might not be necessary to drag him 40 blocks.
Maybe just four....
Well, it's garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet.
The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily maim or kill innocent little children....
Well," said Programmer, "the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.
"What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?" said End-user....

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