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Why are you doing this to me? Because knowledge is torture, and there must be awareness before there is change.
-- Jim Starlin, "Captain Marvel", #29...
Why did you spend so much time parked in that fellow's car last night?
demanded the irate mother. "I could hear the giggling and squealing for a good half hour....
Will Rogers, having paid too much income tax one year, tried in vain to claim a rebate.
His numerous letters and queries remained unanswered....
With deep concern, if not alarm, Dick noted that his friend Conrad was drunker than he'd ever seen him before.
What's the trouble, buddy?", he asked, sliding onto the stool next to his friend. "It'...
Work Hard. Rock Hard. Eat Hard. Sleep Hard. Grow Big.
Wear Glasses If You Need 'Em. -- The Webb Wilder Credo...
Yes, let's consider," said Bruno, putting his thumb into his mouth again, and sitting down upon a dead mouse.
"What do you keep that mouse for?" I said. "You should either bury it or else throw i...
Yo, Mike!" "Yeah, Gabe?" "We got a problem down on Earth.
In Utah." "I thought you fixed that last century!...
You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?" "The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --" "My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice.
I was about to say 'a...

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