Two Men Looked Out From The Prison Bars, One Saw Mud-- The Other Saw Stars.
Two men looked out from the prison bars,
One saw mud--
The other saw stars.
Now let me get this right: two prisoners are looking out the window.
While one of them was looking at all the mud -- the other one got hit
in the head.
Two men look out from the same bars: One sees the mud, and one sees the stars.
-- Frederick Langbridge...
Two men look out through the same bars; one sees mud, and one the stars.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him.
A group of soldiers being prepared for a practice landing on a tropical island were warned of the one danger the island held
a poisonous snake that could be readily identified by its alternating orange and black bands....
A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke....
Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....