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Well, there was this tiger, who woke up one morning, and just felt great (yes, just like Tony the Tige
GREAAAAAAT). Anyway, he just felt so good, he went out and cornered a small monkey and roared...
We're running out of adjectives to describe our situation.
We had crisis, then we went into chaos, and now what do we call this?...
We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
"No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
We've got a problem, HAL". "What kind of problem, Dave?
"A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere....
What are you doing?" "Examining the world's major religions.
I'm looking for something that's light on morals, has lots of holidays, and with a short initiation period....
What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Well, what's happening?
"I'm not sure... I think the guy in the hat did something terrible....
What do you do when your real life exceeds your wildest fantasies?
"You keep it to yourself." -- Broadcast New...
What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear," she replied....
What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God".

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