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What was the worst thing you've ever done?" "I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to me.
.. the most dreadful thing." -- Peter Straub, "Ghost Story...
What's that thing?" "Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in computer repair.
Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does. We call it a two-by-four." ...
When managers hold endless meetings, the programmers write games.
When accountants talk of quarterly profits, the development budget is about to be cut....
When the lodge meeting broke up, Meyer confided to a friend.
"Abe, I'm in a terrible pickle! I'm strapped for cash and I haven't the slightest idea where I'm going to get it from!...
When you see someone across the room and suddenly know for a fact that he's the most wonderful man on earth, you've got instant lust on your hands.
Something about the way his tie is knotted is infi...
When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's goi...
While hunting, a man saw a beautiful nude woman come running out of the woods and disappear across the clearing.
Just as she got out of sight, three men dressed in white uniforms came running out of...
While riding in a train between London and Birmingham, a woman inquired of Oscar Wilde, "You don't mind if I smoke, do you?
Wilde gave her a sidelong glance and replied, "I don't mind if you burn, m...
While the engineer developed his thesis, the director leaned over to his assistant and whispered, "Did you ever hear of why the sea is salt?
"Why the sea is salt?" whispered back the assistant. "Wh...

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