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• This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn't hear that.
  Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling....
• Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds, like an obscene phone call.
  ) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never mind. Leave your name and number at the beep....
• Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
  Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear?...
• On a male's answering machine, otherwise reverse gende
  ) BEEP. (Female voice:) Hi Tony, this is Sheila....
• This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
  .. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• All our answering machines are busy. Please hold. (Pause.
  ) All our answering machines are... (CLICK) This is the answering machine of....
• You've reached Mike and Nancy's answering machine. They're not home right now.
  At least, I don't think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone....
• This is Jeff, you're not in now, so I'll leave a message.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Wrong number? No sweat, I was going to pick up the phone anyway.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...