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• Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds, like an obscene phone call.
  ) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never mind. Leave your name and number at the beep....
• Creamed asparagus! BEEP -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle
• This answering machine message is for all you psychics out there.
  .. (Long silence...) BEEP -- Answering machine madness - playing with the calle...
• Yo. I ain't here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back.
  .. (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good....
• On a male's answering machine, otherwise reverse gende
  ) BEEP. (Female voice:) Hi Tony, this is Sheila....
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
  So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag....
• Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
  After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message....
• Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
  Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear?...