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• Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
• Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
  .. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....
• Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds, like an obscene phone call.
  ) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never mind. Leave your name and number at the beep....
• Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
  Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
• Long pause, sound of phone dropping, sleepy voice:) Argh!
  (Pause.) Hello... (Sound of phone dropping, then a yawn....
• Creamed asparagus! BEEP -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle
• I just got a car phone. I'm not here at the moment.
  Leave me a message and I'll call you when I'm out....
• Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I'm a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy's answering machine.
  If you give me your name and number I'll... Uh, I'll post it on the fridge where he'll see it....