Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or
right ear? ... BEEP
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or
right ear? ... BEEP
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller
Related:
- Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05.
Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... - Creamed asparagus! BEEP
-- Answering machine madness -
befuddle the... - The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being
diverted to an alternate number.
Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed... - Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds,
like an obscene phone call.) Oh, nuts, YOU called... - This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep)
Whoops,
I bet you couldn't hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep)... - Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the
phone right now,
but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return... - Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge
drive.
A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets... - Hello. All of our operators are busy right now, but if you'll
leave your name,
telephone number, a brief message, and the time you... - Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until...
From the same category:
- The ripest fruit falls first.
-- William Shakespeare,
"Richard... - Stult's Report:
Our problems are mostly behind us.
What we have to do now is fight the solutions... - What do you give a seasick elephant?
Lots of room... - Cross you heart, hope to die,
Stick a needle in your eye,
Jam a dagger in your thigh, Eat a horse manure pie... - It is generally agreed that "Hello" is an appropriate greeting because
if you entered a room and said "Goodbye," it could confuse a lot of people.
Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So...
