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• It's being rumored that the contry that has given the world leather goods by Gucci and fashions by Pucci may soon he producing feminine-hygiene products by--who else?
  Ducci....
• What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
• How do I set my phaser to "tickle?
• How do you know when a JAP had an orgasm? She drops her nail file.
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? Lake Placid.
• What do you call a JAP on waterbed? A cherry float.
• How can you tell a JAP at the funeral parlor? She's the one in the black tennis outfit.
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.