What Do You Get When You Cross A JAP With A Computer? A Machine That Never Goes Down.

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• What's different between a computer and a JAP? A computer goes down.
• Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!
• What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• What do you get if you cross a pit bull with Lassie?
  We are not sure, but we know that after it chews you up, it goes for help....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? A: An offer you can't understand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand.
• What do you call a JAP on a water bed? Lake Placid.
• What do you call a JAP on waterbed? A cherry float.