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• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
• Please stand by... the computer is down.
• What is the difference between a Turing machine and the modern computer?
  It's the same as that between Hillary's ascent of Everest and the establishment of a Hilton on its peak....
• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• Programmers do it when the computer's down.
• Disk: What goes out in your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip.