What three words will a JAP never hear?
"Attention, K-Mart Shoppers"
"Attention, K-Mart Shoppers"
Related:
- Attention all K-Mart shoppers, today the special is...
- You may think that Americans have lost their competitive spirit, but watch
what happens when a new line is opened at the check-out lane at K-Mart!
Competition never had a better day or a finer demonstration.... - Three words women love to hear -- no prenupital agreement.
- What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
- What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
- Marge: Ooh, that's a _great_ price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.
Apu: Oh, great selection and rock-bottom prices.... - Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.
I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage.... - You may be redneck... if you dress up the kids to go to K-Mart.
- Words can never express what words can never express.

