An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95. During the practice
lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?" He answers,
"That YOU have to use it."
lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?" He answers,
"That YOU have to use it."
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