An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95. During the practice
lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?" He answers,
"That YOU have to use it."
lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?" He answers,
"That YOU have to use it."
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- To him that can take all that you have, give what he asks.
- Don't you see? This whole trial is a conspiracy concocted by Bill Gates.
He knows that he stands to make even more billions if Microsoft is broken up into Baby Bills.... - What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance.... - Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft
websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you.... - Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
- Bill Gates Passes Turing Test
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Microsoft proclaimed that they have passed the Turing
Test by creating a Bill Gates multimedia simulacrum that crack BBC
interviewer Jeremy Paxman couldn't distinguish from the real thing.
I never would have expected this," Paxman said about the Gates AI program.... - Commenting in Slashdot after Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision to use
open-source software in the California governme
> This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are girly-men.... - Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!" -- Bill Gates, 1981
"Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM.
Bill Gates, 1996 "Nobody will ever need Windows 95." -- logical conclusio... - Stallman's Latest Proclamation
Richard M. Stallman doesn't want you to say "Windows" anymore.
He is now advocating that people call this OS by its real name...
