Bart: Wow, Dad, You Took A Baptismal For Me. How Do You Feel?

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Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?

Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his
conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

-- Homer Simpson
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