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• Why did this have to happen now during prime time, when TV's brightest stars come out to shine?
  -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Homer: All right, who did this? Bart: We were just sitting on the couch quietly chatting when we heard a creaking noise.
  Lisa: We leapt off just in time to see it collapse....
• The dream is over! -- Homer laments the fate of the couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• Heavyweight championship? There's like three of those.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Why are we playing games when we got two grand in the bank?
  Remember when Homer won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field of Excellence?...
• Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
  Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing product and put a clock on it or something.
  -- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...