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• Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
  Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs....
• Homer: This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien!
  Bart: What if we don't? Homer: We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network....
• Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
  Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
• Women are like a beer. They look good, they taste good, and as soon as you've had one, you want another.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....
• Mmmmmmmm... Beer! -- Homer Simpso
• Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
  -- Homer sets the new standard for family togetherness, "The Springfield File...
• SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.
• Now, kids, while your mother's gone, I don't want to have to wash any dishes, so from now on, drink straight from the faucet or milk carton, and we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.
  -- Homer watches the kids, "Marge in Chai...