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• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little further!
  Bart+Lisa: Are we there yet? Homer: Just a little fur....
• Bart: Watch me dive! Lisa: Watch me dive! Home
  OKAY, we're watching! Marge: I hope we're not spoiling them....
• Lisa: A long-lost half-brother. How Dickensian! Ba
  So, any idea where this bastard lives? Homer: Bart!...
• Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
  . Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...
• His life was an unbridled success until he found out.
  .. he was a Simpson. -- Lisa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Holy Moly! The bastard's rich! -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
• Herbert: And I want to pay you $200,000 a year! Home
  And I want to let you! -- hiring Homer as a consultant, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Bart: Dad? Homer: What is it, boy? Bart: I thought your car was really cool.
  Homer: Thanks boy! I was waiting for someone to say that....