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• AAGGGHHH! TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE POUNDS!!! Ohh, I'm a blimp.
  Why are the good things so tasty? -- Homer weighs himself, "Homer's Night Ou...
• Marge! I'm two-thirty-nine, and I'm feeling fine! -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne
• Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
  Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...
• Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
  Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
• Marge: You do have big bones. Homer: Marge, no one gains thirty pounds of bones!
  -- Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds, "Brush with Greatne...
• Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
  -- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
• Oh, why did I have to start my diet on pork chop night?
  -- Homer, setting out on his diet, "Brush with Greatne...
• Hey, I've been setting my drinks on these things!
  -- Homer admires a rice cake, "Brush with Greatne...
• Bart: Hey, Homer, I found your weights. Homer: [admiring] Oh, the Glutemus Maximizer.
  .. -- Up in the attic, "Brush with Greatne...