Marge: Oh Homer, Don't Be Jealous. I Was A Schoolgirl.

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Marge: Oh Homer, don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.
The Beatles were very popular, and I had a crush on him.
Homer: A likely story...
-- Marge explains her collection of Ringo Starr
paintings, "Brush with Greatness"